"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/03/2018 at 16:39 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/03/2018 at 16:39 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 9
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! We would like to apologize for the sporadic and late posts lately – they get started, but we almost never manage to fini
1 st Wipe : Elon Musk now micromanaging Model 3 production after realizing that taking deposits was only the first step of like, a hundred steps or something.
2 nd Wipe : California’s sick of all these rules from EPA. The only way to fix them is to flush them all away. Any coming time; any coming day. Or grow some gills and see you down in Arizona Bay.
3 rd Wipe : Waymo very carefully distinguishing its technology from Tesla’s Deathvan, even stating it could have prevented such Model X Beautification Projects altogether.
4 th Wipe : Infiniti, the brand best known recently for its nondescript cars with ridiculous names, is hoping to use electrification to help differentiate itself from the competition.
5 th Wipe : Hyundai only has three female executives out of 298, so naturally they were asked to serve drinks and dance for the guys.
Splashback : Today in 1860, the Pony Express finally connected California with the rest of the country, a decision we’ve all been lamenting since.
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> Ash78, voting early and often
04/03/2018 at 16:44 |
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Female executive is my fetish. Guess I really am Korean.
For Sweden
> Ash78, voting early and often
04/03/2018 at 16:48 |
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Just wait for Hyundai to start failing, then they will start hiring more female executives .
Shift24
> Ash78, voting early and often
04/03/2018 at 16:56 |
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Well get your shit in gear lol.
2nd: To be honest I’m actually with California. They are not dictating what the rest of the US is doing, its just cheaper for automakers to make cars work for all of the states not just for Cali and the other 10+ states that follow along.
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Ash78, voting early and often
> Shift24
04/03/2018 at 17:02 |
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I’m with you, but at the same time, the last time a handful of states held a lot of economic cards over the rest, we ended up at war. At least CA has objectively clear and defensible goals, though (clean air), even if they do sometimes include the nutjob anti-business crew riding their coattails.
You should see my baby pictures from SoCal in 1979-80. The smog is unreal.
Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
> Ash78, voting early and often
04/03/2018 at 19:43 |
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I grew up in the LA Basin, Orange County to be precise, in the ‘70s. That smog was no joke. Difficulty breathing, eyes burning and seriously limited visibility. Some of the measures taken to alleviate the problem seem somewhat draconian, but dammit, they worked. I never want a repeat of those days again.
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Shift24
> Ash78, voting early and often
04/04/2018 at 00:44 |
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Like war how? And even so it forces automakers actually innovate. Look at Mazda’s compression ignition or Nissans VC motors. It keeps them from resting on their laurels.
I’m too young to know how bad the smog was but I’m glad it’s a key state. If it was Iowa pushing for it, no one would care.